Ryan Creamer Says Farewell to His Wholesome Pornhub Account

Ryan Creamer Says Farewell to His Wholesome Pornhub Account

LOS ANGELES — Comedian Ryan Creamer, who became popular with his SFW, thoroughly wholesome Pornhub account, has announced he is retiring the bit.

Creamer’s account became world-famous for parodying explicit video titles, and then delivering incredibly mundane, hyperliteral non-sexual content, which has been viewed over 11 million times.

The schtick culminated this week with a video entitled “The Money Shot,” depicting Creamer giving the audience $20 in a POV shot.

Creamer’s greatest hits include “Two Guys Take Turns Plugging Every Hole,” “I Tuck You in After You Have Cum," “I, Your Step Brother, Decline Your Advances but Am Flattered Nonetheless,” and “I Deliver You a Pizza and Don’t Put My Weiner in It."

Creamer on Top

As described by mainstream style bible Dazed, which ran an interview with Creamer today commemorating the retirement of his account, which counts nearly 37,000 subscribers, “Creamer’s videos see the comedian — who’s traditionally presented in POV — in a variety of not-so-compromising positions, including: offering you a (close-up) shoulder to cry on, calling you a Lyft after a night of snuggling [or] reading a book.”

“Acknowledging how silly it sounds in the context of ceasing uploading parody videos to a porn site, it was a tough decision (to retire),” Creamer told Dazed. “I always knew that there would be a finite number of things to parody — that if I were to go forever, it would just be for the sake of maintaining a sense of ego.”

Creamer told Dazed that he started the channel two years ago “simply because it made me laugh” and had no greater expectations for it.

“I was on Pornhub one night and saw a ‘Work With Us’ tab,” he said. “I was very drawn to the idea of this supportive guy, acknowledging that everyone is watching porn on this site, and just offering a kind gesture.”

Hitting the Big Time

The bit grew more elaborate and caught the attention of the Pornhub marketing team and, eventually, Creamer relocated to Los Angeles.

“After moving to Los Angeles from New York, shooting with actual porn stars was now in the realm of possibility, and Mia Malkova was the first one,” he told Dazed. “My roommate Dan filmed us laying in the grass and pointing at clouds for ‘I Cloudgaze With Mia Malkova.’ The DIY nature of this shoot and future collabs with porn stars for like zero dollars was fun to me, and felt like when I had a huge Sony camcorder when I was seven years old and would shoot sketches with my brother and sister in our backyard.”

“Except instead of my brother and sister, now it was Mia Malkova or Asa Akira,” Creamer added.

Creamer, who was a presenter at the 2019 Pornhub Awards, will be focusing on his podcast, "American Detour."

To read “Wholesome SFW Porn Star Ryan Creamer Shares His Best Pornhub Moments,” visit Dazed.

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