CHICAGO — Clip artist Little Puck has announced "a dick-rating competition" called "Boner Battles."
“If you’ve ever wanted a professional opinion of your member, enter Puck’s dick rating competition,” explained a rep. “It’s available exclusively for her OnlyFans subscribers and entering is easy. Use the tip option and give her $25. Then DM her two to three well-lit photos of your manhood. Videos will not be accepted. There is no limit to the number of entries that Puck can receive, but it’s limited to one per subscriber.”
According to the rep, the actual contest scoring system is based on "the specimen" and the quality of the photos.
"Photos will be assessed on composition, girth, length, coloring, suckability and 'eroticism.' Puck is ready to give her honest opinion of your pics, and each entrant will receive a two to four-minute audio rating."
Prizes include a video of Puck masturbating to the photo of the first-place winner, and the second and third place winners will receive selfies of Puck with their dick pics.
"You might have a gorgeous, fat dick, but if your photos don’t turn me on, you’ll definitely be hearing about it and won’t win one of the fabulous prizes," said Puck. "Think about composition, lighting, and the 'XXX-factor.' Show me sex appeal. Humor will get you bonus points. Be ready for complete honesty on what I think of your cock, plus I’ll give you crucial advice on taking better photos."
"Boner Battles" is now open and closes on Tuesday, June 9 at 9 p.m (PDT). Ratings will be completed and DM'ed via OnlyFans on June 9 and 10. Winners will be announced on June 10.
To enter "Boner Battles," click here.
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