WoodRocket Premieres 'Legend of Zildo' Parody Today

WoodRocket Premieres 'Legend of Zildo' Parody Today

WOODLAND HILLS, Calif. — WoodRocket and Pornhub premiere “The Legend of Zildo,” their latest parody, today.

The Legend of Zelda videogame satire will be available on Pornhub with an extended version to exclusively stream on Pornhub Premium.

“Finally, one of the most popular videogame franchises in history has a porn parody and it will make gamers and non-gamers alike horny for Hyrule,” a rep said. “Princess Zildo has been kidnapped by the evil blue Ganondong! With the help of his magical-vagina'd fairy, and a talking-penis tree, our pointy-eared and long-ocarina'd hero, Dink, must save the Princess so he can get royally screwed!”

Cassandra Cain, April O’Neil and Gabriella Paltrova fill out the cast for directors Vuko and “Mrs. Meyers.” Male talent includes Codey Steele and “Seth’s Beard.”

View a SFW trailer here and view the extended Pornhub Premium version here.

Follow WoodRocket on Twitter.

In related news, the parody label has promoted “The Laygo Movie” (click here for details) and inked a deal with Entrenue to distribute branded enamel pins, sexy coloring books and other novelties (click here).

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