CYBERSPACE — Orion Wholesale is now shipping a new sex swing from You2Toys, the F*ck Swing.
“This sex swing will really spice up a couple’s love life,” a company rep said. “The laws of gravity can be defied and a couple can try out exciting positions without compromising on comfort.
"The new sex swing from You2Toys makes the passionate sex positions possible that most couples wouldn’t even dream about. One person just has to sit on the comfortable seat with the backrest, then put their hands and feet — depending on the position — into the tear-proof nylon loops and the other person can then start pleasuring them. It’ll feel out of this world.”
The sex swing is made entirely out of polyester and metal and can support up to 100 kilograms. It’s delivered in high-quality packaging that has position suggestions and an instruction manual in both English and German. Mounting accessories are not included.