Hustler's February Issue Now Available on Newsstands

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. — Hustler has announced its February issue is now out on newsstands, featuring Zoey Taylor on the cover.

“In the issue, refreshingly outspoken redhead Michael Rapaport doesn’t hold back,” said a Hustler spokesperson. “Fresh off the Netflix hit ‘Atypical’ and his newly released ‘This Book Has Balls,’ the actor and podcaster shares his thoughts on the greatest athletes of all time, ‘stickmen’ in Hollywood and the White House career of the man he calls ‘little-dick dumpy Donald.’ Whether she’s fingering the neck of her beloved cello or preparing for another anal scene, Keisha Grey is devoted to delivering a stellar performance. Catch up with the XXX superstar as she dishes on her favorite artists and her favorite sex scenes.”

In his publisher’s statement, Larry Flynt “schools us on the First Amendment and why freedom of the press is so essential to American democracy. Flynt reminds us that ‘powerful people in both government and the private sector are always doing end runs around the law,’ and argues that we need ‘dependable journalists who shine light into the shadows and hold the bastards accountable.’ He notes that while many American Presidents have been hostile to the press, Trump takes that hostility to a whole new level. ‘We at Hustler are doing everything possible to evict this dangerous moron from the White House before he burns the place down and destroys over 200 years of Constitutional government.’”

In addition to Taylor gracing this month’s cover, she is featured in a 12-page centerfold spread with additional layouts featuring Alicia Solla, Valkyrie, Chanell Heart, Jayme Langford, Jojo Kiss and more.

“Plus, barely legal nymphomaniacs strip off their Lycra and showcase flexible sex at its best in ‘Tight Teens in Yoga Pants,’” the spokesperson concluded, “horny coeds hit the beach for orgy sex in the surf and photographer Leonardo Glauso gives us a glimpse of a voyeur’s delight in his new book ‘Private Nudes.’”