BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. — Hustler has announced its January issue is now out on newsstands, featuring Melody Wylde on the cover.
“Want to live forever? Cryonics — the preservation of human tissue through freezing — may hold the answer,” a Hustler spokesperson said. “Investigative reporter Travis Kelly explores how scientists are discovering real possibilities to extend life through cell therapy, tissue engineering and even bionics.
“Actor and comedian Jamie Kennedy is all about taking a shot, taking chances. Join us for a surprisingly uplifting Q&A with the costar of the ‘Scream’ franchise, ‘Romeo + Juliet’ and ‘Three Kings,’” the spokesperson added. “Learn the secrets of getting laid in foreign lands and how he persuaded George Lucas to appear in a booty video.”
According to Hustler, in his "Publisher’s Statement,” Larry Flynt chastised Trump for taking “a chainsaw to more than 860 federal regulations since he’s been in office,” including those that “restrict carbon emissions, oil drilling in the Arctic, power plants dumping toxins (including arsenic, lead and mercury) in rivers and lakes, use of brain-damaging pesticides, predatory payday loan sharks, concentrated media ownership” and “the Dodd-Frank Wall Street reforms.”
Flynt also stated that the president’s appointed industry members have “been violating the law in their rush to deregulate — specifically the Administrative Procedure Act, which requires any new deregulation to calculate the costs to society.”
He added that “Trump and his whole team of third-rate hucksters be forced to take an IQ test, but the average would probably be lower than Trump’s approval rating.”
The magazine also features college coed Melody Wylde, who was crowned the 2017 Beaver of the Year after readers cast thousands of ballots. She was this month’s cover model and received a 10-page NSFW photo spread.
Additional layouts star Aspen Rae, as well as Nikky Dream, Dakota James, Tiffany Star and more. Plus, adult stars Blair Williams, Jenna Foxx, Darcie Dolce, Alix Lovell, Audrey Royal and Josie Sparks share their new year’s resolutions via some sexy selfies.
