BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. — Hustler has announced its latest issue is now out on newsstands, featuring Kimber Woods on the cover.
“Give the gift of orgasm,” teased a Hustler spokesperson. “Forget the mall, our stocking stuffers will get you laid! Vibrating panties, butt plugs, pivot rings, rabbits and more. Ever wonder what it takes to make it in porn? Learn firsthand from ten industry leaders in our definitive how-to guide. Christmas comes early with cover star Kimber Woods. Hustler’s favorite up-and-coming starlet takes us behind that sweet smile to reveal an enthusiastic performer and a third-degree karate black belt.”
In his “Publisher’s Statement,” Larry Flynt talks the benefits of marijuana before blasting Attorney General Jeff Sessions for going after states that have legalized recreational pot. He then goes on to criticize Donald Trump for declaring the opioid epidemic a national emergency but failing to say one word about the “true source of the epidemic: the pharmaceutical industry pushing powerful legal opioids like fentanyl.”
Flynt comments in the issue, “The President’s plan will address all of the symptoms, but not the root cause of the problem: Big Pharma’s greed and deception. Instead, he’s letting his throwback attorney general wage war against the one cheap, totally safe alternative to these highly addictive and deadly drugs — cannabis.”
The month’s layouts include a 12-page centerfold spread featuring Budapest’s Angel as well as Zazie Skymm, Darcie Dolce, Sophia Leone, Aubrey Luna and more.
“Plus, nerds show us why men make passes at girls who wear glasses in ‘Four Eyes, Three Holes,’ and Tera Patrick helps us usher in the holidays in the 2005 classic ‘Season’s Greetings,’” a spokesperson remarked.
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