LOS ANGELES — 2017 XBIZ MILF Performer of the Year Cherie DeVille has announced her intention to run for President, and has enlisted musical artist Coolio to serve as Vice President.
The campaign has strong financial support behind it with adult site FuckingAwesome.com sponsoring DeVille’s run for change, a representative stated.
“Sporting a doctorate on her resume, a well-spoken, opinionated candidate has emerged in the 2020 run for president,” the representative added. “With Donald Trump having opened the door to public figures attaining the highest office, DeVille has announced her intention to run for President and has enlisted Coolio to serve as Vice President due to his rise from poverty to a gangsters paradise, and having toured every state in this land, and dozens of countries throughout the world speaking to people along the way. Together they know how to fix America."
DeVille has assembled several members in hopes of appealing to a wide range of Americans, the representative added. Healthcare secretary is Kennedy Summers, a model and influencer who is also a third year med student. She hopes to work with the Vice President in establishing Coolio care.
Khloe Terae, a model who has travelled to over 40 countries, has been pegged for a role as foreign relations secretary, the representative indicated. She is Canadian born and can help rebuild the relationship between Canada and the U.S. after the current administrations damage, hoping to work closely with Prime Minister Trudeau.
Summers and Terae were chosen both for their opinions and to strike a chord with the millennial voters, the representative stated.
Former WWE Superstar Virgil is the Presidential hopeful’s personal bodyguard who would rather die than let harm befall Cherie, the representative reported. The press secretary is communications major and influencer Alix Lynx.