Brian Sloan Unveils 'World's Most Beautiful Vagina Contest' Strokers

Brian Sloan Unveils 'World's Most Beautiful Vagina Contest' Strokers

CHICAGO — Brian Sloan has announced the winners of the World’s Most Beautiful Vagina Contest have had their genitals mass produced as male masturbation aides.

“As adoption of masturbation aids by men becomes more normalized, I think, psychologically speaking, it is important to take these products out of the realm of porn and into reality,” Sloan said. “Most male masturbators are related to porn performers.

"While I do not believe there is anything wrong with porn performer’s genitals, I do want to encourage a more realistic view of women’s vulvas," he added, "as well as promote the idea that there is something freshly erotic about male sex toys created from women who are not a part of the adult industry and whose faces the users of the products will never see. I prefer to leave something to the imagination.” 

The new strokers are comprised of clear channels topped by flesh colored vulvas, accurately replicated with .01mm by an Artec 3d scanner. 

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