Autoblow Inventor Brian Sloan Creates Military-Quality Masturbator

Autoblow Inventor Brian Sloan Creates Military-Quality Masturbator

CHICAGO — Autoblow 2 inventor Brian Sloan has released the first-ever masturbation device built especially for men in the armed forces: the ManGasm Lifetime Silicone Stroker.

Constructed entirely from silicone, the company says the masturbator meets or exceeds MIL-STD-810, which sets a threshold for product performance under extreme environmental conditions.

A video detailing the product’s testing procedures can be found here

The company also has released a song and cartoon video.

The Lifetime Silicone Stroker uses a proprietary mix of silicone mimics human skin and keep soldiers’ penises safe from infections because silicone naturally inhibits the growth of fungus, mold and bacteria.

Sloan said, “Virtually all weapons and important systems soldiers interact with on deployments meet a military quality standard, but the masturbation devices they commonly bring with them do not. I saw an opportunity to create a device for their use that took up less space, did not present opportunities for infections, and was unaffected by extreme environmental conditions. I think the last thing a deployed soldier wants to worry about is a leaky infected penis or a melted masturbator. It’s my goal to make masturbation safe in some of the world’s most dangerous places.”

The company says that the first 300 active duty U.S. service members with an APO mailing address who email will receive one free Lifetime Silicone Stroker per address, shipping included.