Bacon-Scented Underwear Now Available

Bacon-Scented Underwear Now Available
Ariana Rodriguez

SEATTLE — J&D’s Foods, makers of Bacon Lip Balm, Bacon Lube, Bacon Shaving Cream, Bacon Deodorant and Bacon Pillowcases, has added Bacon Scented Underwear to its lineup.

“Marrying the ultimate in comfort and cured meat, J&D's Bacon Scented Underwear represents the gold standard of meat-scented luxury undergarments,” the company said. “It's like a hot frying pan in your pants.

“Science tells us that 45 percent of Canadians prefer bacon to sex — and now new generations of Canadians won't have to choose. Because with Bacon Scented Underwear, you won't know where breakfast ends and your lover starts.” 

J&D's says, "Bacon Scented Underwear is not recommended for people in the following professions: mail carriers, zookeepers, veterinarians, dog catchers and walkers, and circus performers (especially lion tamers)."

According to the company, the scent of bacon is achieved through “bacon-scented printing technologies stolen from NASA.”

“The smell of bacon will last through multiple wash cycles and wearings — depending on the number of wearings and (ahem) strength of your own scent, your underwear should continue to smell like bacon for up to six months or even a year,” the company says.

J&D’s Foods’ Bacon Scented Underwear retail at $19.99 per pair and are available in men’s and women’s styles and sizes.