Wankz.com Releases 'Assvengers' Parody Final Episode

LOS ANGELES — Wankz.com has released the final episode of its three-part "Assvengers: Age of Hardon" parody series.

In episode three — "Assvengers Assemble!” — Bony Stark (Tommy Pistol) assembles the remaining Assvengers to avenge the relentless ass-fucking of Stacked Widow (Marsha May) in the previous episode. The Assvengers recruit the Scarlet Bitch (Jennifer White) for their final battle against the unstoppable fuck-machine, Hardon (Scott Lyons). Only the Scarlet Bitch's mystical, super-powered pussy stands between Hardon and total chaos. Will Powers (as The Meaty Thor), Talon (as the Bulk), and Jimmy Lifestyles (as Cap'n 'Murica) are also featured in the finale.

"We wanted to end the Assvengers Saga with a bang," screenwriter Rex Ridgewood said. "In the third episode we get a chance to see what Jennifer White as the Scarlet Bitch can really do. She plays a pivotal role and I mean that literally because she's in the middle of a DP foursome scene with Thor, the Bulk and Hardon." 

Cast members lauded director Jimmy Lifestyles. "It was a great experience. Jimmy Lifestyles is a riot to work with on set," Pistol said, "I've always wanted to be cast in a superhero parody so getting the chance to be Bony Stark was like a dream come true."

The previous two episodes; "Rise of the Hardon" and "Backdoor without Backup," the full hardcore trailer, and this third and final installment of "Assvengers: Age of Hardon" are available at Wankz.com/assvengers.

Related:  

Copyright © 2025 Adnet Media. All Rights Reserved. XBIZ is a trademark of Adnet Media.
Reproduction in whole or in part in any form or medium without express written permission is prohibited.

More News

Michael Ninn Returns With 'Catherine' Sequel Made Entirely by AI

Veteran filmmaker Michael Ninn, though retired from the adult business for the past 10 years, recently unveiled a new episodic project titled "Catherine II: The Series," which serves as a sequel to his 2005 adult film "Catherine."

Alison Rey Stars in Latest From New Sensations

Alison Rey stars with Isiah Maxwell in the latest release from New Sensations.

Bad Bella Fronts Latest From MYLF

Bad Bella stars with Hayden Wild in the latest release from MYLF.

Abella Danger Opens Up Like Never Before in X3 Magazine

Powerhouse star Abella Danger lights up the latest issue of X3 magazine, the industry’s premier “authenticity first” publication spotlighting the real personalities, passions, and stories behind today’s top creators.

Pure Taboo Debuts Bree Mills Thriller 'Let Me In Too'

Reagan Foxx stars with Shay Sights in the latest thriller from Pure Taboo, titled “Let Me In Too.”

FSC Toasts Jeffrey Douglas for 30 Years of Service

n the very same evening when the adult industry was hit hard by the Supreme Court ruling supporting Texas’ controversial age verification law, HB 1181, members of the Free Speech Coalition board, staff and supporters gathered to celebrate Jeffrey Douglas’ 30 years as board chair — a fitting reflection of his reputation as an eternal optimist.

Hookup Hotshot Adds TobyDick.com

Hookup Hotshot (HUHS) has added U.K. paysite TobyDick.com to its network.

Leana Lovings, Shay Sights Front 'Substance' Parody From Brazzers

Leana Lovings stars with Shay Sights in the latest release from Brazzers, a parody of "The Substance.”

Little Puck Stars in Latest Episode of 'The Bottom Floor' From Adult Time

Little Puck stars in the second episode of Adult Time series “The Bottom Floor,” titled “The Second Coming.”

Haley Spades Stars in Latest From Immoral

Haley Spades stars with Charlie Dean, Matt Bird, and Dean Van Damme in a new three-part release from Immoral Productions, directed by "Porno Dan" Leal.

Show More