Wankz.com Releases 'Assvengers' Parody Final Episode

LOS ANGELES — Wankz.com has released the final episode of its three-part "Assvengers: Age of Hardon" parody series.

In episode three — "Assvengers Assemble!” — Bony Stark (Tommy Pistol) assembles the remaining Assvengers to avenge the relentless ass-fucking of Stacked Widow (Marsha May) in the previous episode. The Assvengers recruit the Scarlet Bitch (Jennifer White) for their final battle against the unstoppable fuck-machine, Hardon (Scott Lyons). Only the Scarlet Bitch's mystical, super-powered pussy stands between Hardon and total chaos. Will Powers (as The Meaty Thor), Talon (as the Bulk), and Jimmy Lifestyles (as Cap'n 'Murica) are also featured in the finale.

"We wanted to end the Assvengers Saga with a bang," screenwriter Rex Ridgewood said. "In the third episode we get a chance to see what Jennifer White as the Scarlet Bitch can really do. She plays a pivotal role and I mean that literally because she's in the middle of a DP foursome scene with Thor, the Bulk and Hardon." 

Cast members lauded director Jimmy Lifestyles. "It was a great experience. Jimmy Lifestyles is a riot to work with on set," Pistol said, "I've always wanted to be cast in a superhero parody so getting the chance to be Bony Stark was like a dream come true."

The previous two episodes; "Rise of the Hardon" and "Backdoor without Backup," the full hardcore trailer, and this third and final installment of "Assvengers: Age of Hardon" are available at Wankz.com/assvengers.

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