Wankz Releases Episode 2 of 'Assvengers: Age of Hardon'

Bob Johnson

LOS ANGELES — Wankz.com has released episode two of its three-part parody miniseries, "Assvengers: Age of Hardon.”

The second chapter,"Backdoor Without Backup," begins where the cliffhanger of episode one ends. In the film, Stacked Widow (played by Marsha May) is a little too eager for "Hardon" (Scott Lyons) and takes him on alone. Bony Stark (played by Tommy Pistol) is in no condition to help and only the busty assassin with her superior anal skills stands between Hardon and an unsuspecting city where Hardon's wave of anal destruction begins.

Also in the cast are Will Powers (as The Meaty Thor), Talon (as The Bulk), Jimmy Lifestyles (as Cap'n 'Murica) and Jennifer White (as Scarlet Bitch).

The three-part saga was directed by Lifestyles, the story was created by Double D and written by Rex Ridgewood and Casstity.

"We collaborated with Jimmy to keep the humor the fans expected and to find the right cast with the chemistry to accurately portray the team," Ridgewood said. "It needed to feel like the actual superheroes were having sex and Jimmy was essential in casting the right performers."

When asked about his scene with May, Lyons said, "Marsha was amazing. I knew the first time we worked together she would be the perfect choice for Stacked Widow. She's fun, animated and absolutely loves sex. She's what makes my job and life so great."

Lyons, who wore a custom-made costume, added, "Mr. Lifestyles was professional but kept it fun. The suit was a test of my strength as a performer."

The NSFW Trailer and the complete saga can be seen here.

Wankz said the story concludes with the release of episode three, "Assvengers Assemble!" on July 14.