1st Gender-Neutral Sex Toy Arrives From PicoBong

SAN JOSE — Swedish sex toy brand PicoBong today revealed what it bills as “the first truly inclusive sex toy” that can be used by everyone regardless of gender or sexual preference.

The new product — called Transformer — doesn’t care if you’re gay, straight, bi, monogamous, polyamorous, trans or cisgender, or even if you prefer vanilla or something a bit spicier. “It only cares that you embrace your sexuality and explore it,” a sales rep explained.

The Transformer is highly versatile and can be used as a rabbit vibe, a clitoral massager, a cock ring, a G-spot vibe, a prostate massager and more.

A promotional YouTube video illustrates how the toy can be so many things in one — it's essentially two bullet vibes connected by a long, bendable middle section.   

Her, him, her and him, him and him, her and her — and them and them — can literally contort the brightly colored Transformer into the pleasure object they desire. 

The Transformer is USB-rechargeable, waterproof, and features 10 modes of stimulation. For more info, click here.