WoodRocket Releases Sequel to 'Spongeknob Squarenuts'

WOODLAND HILLS, Calif. — WoodRocket.com has released a follow-up to its live action porno spoof of “SpongeBob SquarePants,” calling “SpongeKnob SquareNuts #2” the “weirdest, wildest and sponge-iest porn parody sequel of all time.”

Shattering erotic and interspecies traditions, “SpongeKnob SquareNuts” is the first movie ever to feature a threeway between a sponge, a starfish and a busty squirrel in an astronaut outfit.

“We figured if we were going to do this, we had to go all the way and have the characters do the same,” director Lee Roy Myers said. “So we added more characters, more sex, more weirdness and more Patrick. I've never seen any adult movie like ‘SpongeKnob SquareNuts #2’ before.”

The film stars Chloe Addison, Anthony Rosano and Tommy Pistol in the story of what a horny underwater sponge and his well-hung starfish sidekick decide to do on SpongeKnob's day off from his job at the Krusty Krab burger joint.

Sandy the Squirrel's easy cousin, Candy, has some (really dirty) ideas — which beat out Patrick’s other suggestions, which SpongeKnob insists that he’s already done. You know, like reenacting David Lynch movies or plagiarizing Daniel Clowes comics.

The SFW acid trip-esque trailer opens with a naughty riff on the original “SpongeBob” themesong, “Who lives in a vibrator under the sea? He’s so horny and nerdy, he tried to hump me!”

“SpongeKnob SquareNuts #2” can be watched for free on WoodRocket.com

SpongeKnob's vibrator/home and other waterproof toys for the shoot were provided by Evolved Novelties.