VAN NUYS, Calif. — Naughty America knows what you wanted for the holidays— porn — and knows you probably didn’t get it.
So, to ease disappointed giftees, the production company is offering memberships to its scores of online sites in exchange for unused and unwanted gift cards.
Those in possession of Starbucks, Target, Best Buy, Adidas, Cabela's, Petco and Walmart giftcards (to name just a few eligible swappables), can opt to exchange their plastic for porno.
Naughty America’s SFW site breaks down the exchange rate simply: $15 card = 16-day membership, $40 card = 43-day membership, and $100 card = 344-day membership.
"Nothing says America like the freedom of choice," Naughty America founder Andreas Hronopoulos said. "This is a great deal for the holidays. Instead of using a gift card for a $5 coffee, you're getting a porn subscription."
According to the site, the exchange is completely anonymous and only an email is required to make the transaction.
To start trading, click here.
