WoodRocket Sets 'Game of Bones' Oct. Release Date

WOODLAND HILLS, Calif. — WoodRocket.com released a teaser video for its upcoming XXX parody series “Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming” directed by porn parody royal, Lee Roy Myers. And while it doesn’t provide much insight into the action to come, it does afford viewers a unique opportunity to see a throne constructed from dildos.

Based on HBO’s epic fantasy TV drama “Game of Thrones,” the pornified version is set to stream Oct. 25 for free on WoodRocket.com.

Not pictured in the video clip, but now revealed, is a heavy hitting cast that includes Aaliyah Love as Margaery Tyrell, Tommy Pistol as Robb Stark, Dana DeArmond as Talisa, Tanya Tate as Cersei, James Deen as Jon Snow, Annika Albrite as Daenerys Targaryen, Aaron Wilcox as Daario Naharis and Claire Robbins as Ygritte. King Joffrey will be played by a still unnamed woman.     

Myers told io9 in an interview that the hardcore action in “Game of Bones” will illuminate the themes of the original show: “Sexuality is key to winning wars and losing wars,” he said. “And while the series adds dialogue to reveal this or a little nudity, we can explore this more fully. We get to penetrate the story. And we will also show magic.”

A self-professed “fanatic” of the original show, Myers said that the spoof maintains an impressive level of detail and consistency, despite the difficulties of “capturing the medieval architecture look on a budget.”

But, he wouldn’t get into specifics about couplings and specific plot points in “Game of Bones.”

“…I don't want to give too much away. You'll have to tune in to find out who is schtupping who. I will toss out there that the Red Wedding is now anything but a white wedding.”

Myers also dismissed rumors of rivalry between WoodRocket and Hustler, which is releasing their “Games of Thrones” parody next year, saying there’s ”no real drama.”

To read the full interview on io9 and see cast photos from the show, click here.

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