London's Television X Debuts 'Chariots of Fire' Parody

LONDON — The premiere episode of the new Freddie's World parody series "Chariots of Jizz" is set to debut Saturday on Britain's adult entertainment channel Television X and TelevisionX.com.

The five-part spoof is a send-up of the1981 Academy Award-winning film "Chariots of Fire." British adult personalities Freddie, G and Phucker Skirtingboard topline the comedy as descendants of Olympic medalists looking to compete in the summer games as a form a tribute.

Not in any kind of proper shape, the trio embarrass themselves repeatedly as they attempt to find an event in which to compete. They soon abandon hope, but discover that they have a different type of game, namely the kind that can get them laid.

"Chariots of Jizz" costars English starlets Jessica Jensen, Summer Angel, Honesty, Sarah Kelly, Lenka and Tracey Lain. The show will air every Saturday for five weeks.

To see the spoof's safe-for-work trailer, go here.

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