Practice Safe Policy Releases New Weiner Condom

NEW YORK — Practice Safe Policy, creators of the political condoms that include Obama, McCain, and Sarah Palin Condoms, has launched a new line of extra large Weiner Condoms.

“We’re glad that Anthony Weiner came out and admitted that the bulge was his, it’s time our politicians were honest with their constituents,” company founder Benjamin Sherman said. “These limited edition Weiner Condoms are sure to last longer than his marriage. Weiner Condoms are full of political puns and perhaps tube socks, but we haven’t seen any evidence of that.”

The addition of the new “Protect Your Weiner,” Weiner Condoms joins the company’s “full line of bipartisan prophylactics,” including Palin Condoms that read “As Thin As Her Resume,” Obama Condoms that read “Hope Is Not A Form of Protection,” and “The Ultimate Stimulus Package.”

The limited edition Weiner condoms are available exclusively online at WeinerCondoms.com.

Obama Condoms and Palin Condoms can be purchased at ObamaCondoms.com.

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