Vivid Offers Charlie Sheen Directing Job

LOS ANGELES — Move over Axel Braun, Vivid Entertainment has offered Charlie Sheen the opportunity to direct three of his ex-lovers in a new porn parody.

TMZ has reported that Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch sent Sheen a letter asking if he'd like to helm a "Two and a Half Women" title soon to begin production.

The film would reportedly star talent Melanie Rios and self-proclaimed Sheen bedmates Cassandra Cruz and Elizabeth Ann.

In his letter Hirsch calls Sheen the "ultimate connoisseur of adult films" and that he could pick the scenes, scenarios and even choose the talent. He also asked him to bring along his "Goddesses" who could function as PAs or "better yet, jump in the scene with the other girls."

The Vivid boss noted that based on Sheen's infamous publicity, sales of the movie would be outrageous.

Hirsch called Sheen "the king" and if he agrees, the whole world would be watching.

At post time Sheen had not yet responded to Vivid's offer.