'This Is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll' Released by Topco

CHATSWORTH, Calif. — With less than a month to go before the presidential election, Topco Sales has announced the release of an inflatable sex doll called "This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll."

"Sarah Palin bikini photos and sexy pictures of the Republican vice -presidential candidate are steaming up the Internet," said Autumn O'Bryan, director of product development for Topco Sales. "With that in mind, we here at Topco Sales wanted to give the public a piece of the beauty pageant queen in time for the erection. I mean election. This blow-up sex doll could really satisfy the swing voters."

According to Topco, "The sexy 'This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll' won't debate you — and that's a good thing. Her wide-open mouth doesn't spew political bipartisanism because she's just waiting for you to 'drill, baby, drill.' Two other openings offer alternate ways to lay a pipeline in this Alaskan MILF."

"Topco Sales is also offering the blow-up doll as a stand-in for Palin during the next Biden/Palin vice-presidential debate. The 'This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll' already has that moose-caught-in-the-headlights stare, and certainly knows more about foreign policy — having been manufactured in China," said Desiree Duffie, director of marketing and public relations for Topco Sales.

Novelty distributors should contact their Topco Sales account executive to order the "This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll" from the TLC line of products.

Duffie told XBIZ that the doll should ship from Topco next week.

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