Transpirella

Transpirella (Ariel Demure), one of the last survivors of the doomed planet Tranculon, joins forces with the fearless vampire hunter Dr. Van Helsing (Joel Someone), his daughter Eve (Gracie Jane), and her best friend Femdragon (Kasey Kei) to stop the evil Dracula (Dom Cruise) from turning Earth's population into his personal vampire army. But it's not just the lord of vampires that Transpirella and her companions must face: Satan himself (Jack Hammer) has allied with Dracula. Can Transpirella and her friends stop the evil duo from enslaving the world?

This is the first film I've ever seen from Gender X Films and director Jim Powers, and I have to say that as a parody, it's quite a success. "Transpirella" takes itself plenty serious while still being properly campy, and it does a great job of drawing inspiration from the source material. Ariel Demure was a great choice to serve as the lead, as she embodies the spirit of Vampirella to a T. The rest of the cast is equally strong, embracing their roles fully and completely. That just leaves the sex, which is more than hot enough to boil the libidos of viewers.

The carnal shenanigans begin after the heroes lay out their plan of attack. Eve and Femdragon find some time to pleasure each other before their dangerous journey begins, and it's a great start. There's plenty of rimming from both ladies, and Eve takes a healthy pounding from Femdragon's stiff cock. The spoon is particularly raunchy and fires Femdragon up for a right proper doggie-style humping. Meanwhile, Dracula is having plenty of fun in his own lair. After turning two helpless ladies (Gal Ritchie and Haven Rose) into the undead, he broods in his private chambers knowing that Van Helsing and Transpirella are coming for him. His thirst for revenge runs deep, and his mind is heavy with the thought of his previous defeat at the hands of the vampire hunter. Luckily for the Lord of Night, his loyal servant Lenora is there to ease his troubles. Jade Venus looks fantastic here, and their lust-making is dirty and indulgent.

When Transpirella comes face-to-face with Dracula, the two engage in a struggle of wills that plays out through sex. They both try to dominate each other, but Transpirella gets the upper hand and lays some serious pipe on Dracula's ass. He moans lustfully as she fucks him, and he welcomes a hearty mouthful of her cum. But not to be outdone, he immediately bends her against a wall and hammers her from behind, bringing the heroine's body to the brink of ecstasy with his powerful thrusts. After a climactic clash, Transpirella and Femdragon set out to find Van Helsing, who has fallen into the clutches of Dracula's latest vampire slaves Louise and Liza. But the doctor isn't known as the fearless vampire hunter for nothing, and he is able to turn the tables on the two villainous damsels with ease. This leads to a great threesome that sees Van Helsing go to town on Liza's ass while she licks up Louise hungrily. After a hearty pounding, Liza bends Helsing over and stuffs his ass hard with her cock while Louise strokes him.

The action concludes with a huge orgy that should not be missed. I won't spoil the story elements that get the viewer there, but holy moly, does this scene come straight out of a hedonistic fever dream! Transpirella gets tag-teamed by a couple of ferocious Trans Demons (Avery Lust and Andylynn Payne) while the Devil himself watches.

"Transpirella" is one of the best porn parodies I've seen in years. The costumes and set pieces are incredible, the performers nail their roles, and the sex is hot as hell. Congrats to everyone involved; this is a damn good movie.