Mass Appeal 3

Think thick! That's the key here. But then again, with the special group of luscious, big-bottomed, outstanding-looking ladies in "Mass Appeal 3" from Tushy, you don't have to do much thinking — as these marvelously raging anal queens only wanna have mindless, sweaty, totally crazed fun, fun, fun!

Deftly directed by KGB, this opener is a barn burner. Two competing models — played by Los Angeles vixen Vicki Chase and Florida fox Kelsi Monroe — are auditioning for the same high-end lingerie show. And when they find out that neither has been chosen, Vicki and Kelsi deliver a truly hilarious reaction. In turn, the undaunted tarts decide to combine their "talents" to totally seduce the deciding big shot for the lingerie organization, played by Dwayne Foxxx. The highlights include their sloppy, saliva-driven double-suck, with Vicki and Kelsi both going balls-deep; Vicki's plentiful butt cheeks insanely quivering during cowgirl-anal; Kelsi's own horny cowgirl session; choice ATOGMs from both gals; doggie-anal with lush-butted Kelsi; and missionary up the asshole with moaning Vicki. I even like it when Vicki and Kelsi (still in their bikinis) simply strut away from the camera early in the scene, their full butts helplessly quivering and shaking. So erotic!

In the first of two back-to-back scorchers directed by Laurent Sky, ultra-juicy German/Brazilian treat Jessie Rogers plays the tantalizing girlfriend of Euro stud Christian Clay — with Jessie proving what an "expert in relaxation" she is for her workaholic beau. I love it when Rogers tries her best to take all of Christian's massive Italian sausage down her gullet. And what a choice bubble-butt this girl has! Cowgirl-anal with all of that sweet Jessie flesh is out of this world. And naturally, with a dirty doll like raunchy Rogers, you're gonna get excellent ATMs. Spoon — with Christian going back and forth between Rogers' pussy and ass — is killer, as well as when he deeply finger-fucks Jessie while still pummeling her rear door. And isn't it grand how Jessie's pussy rhythmically gapes while Christian is banging her butthole doggie style? This woman is absolutely incredible. Rogers rocks!

Tasty Tennessee tart Willow Ryder plays a kinky divorce lawyer who gets freaky with one of her on-screen clients: lucky Dan Damage. I especially like Willow's upbeat, happy-go-lucky attitude. Ryder is particularly superb at gagging on Dan-dick, including lots of spit — and Ryder goes to the base of that big, stiff bat. Damage lives up to his name during some merciless reverse-cowgirl anal, followed by a sweet ATM, and ("Spank my fat ass… make me your bitch," pants Willow) some fantastic cowgirl up the culo. Ryder's dreamy smile as Dan goes back and forth 'tween her pussy and asshole during slamming missionary is also truly precious.

Directed by Derek Dozer, the last apocalyptic scene features one of my all-time favorites juicy Lucys: decadent Dutch delight (yes, she's originally from the Netherlands) Tommy King, who plays a working gal wanting to fuck one of her colleagues: Mick Blue. Tommy, however, is hesitant since Blue is married. Yet after she finds out that Mick's character is getting a divorce and leaving town, TK instantly makes her move. Tommy, of course, is juiciness personified, meaning that — with her ridiculously plump rump —doggie and cowgirl (including some wild squatting action) up the anus are out of this world. Tommy gets tons of spit all over the place during her blowjobs, with our girl also delivering top-of-the-line ATMs. And isn't it brilliant the way TK's pussy opens up like a pink rose (no thorns, of course) during reverse-cowgirl- and jackhammer-missionary-anal. Wow! I also adore how Tommy gets so sweaty during her all-around passionate pummeling, with Mick dousing her cute mouth with Blue batter. Love this woman!

"Mass Appeal 3" offers an awesome array of anal scenes with some of the most ample-assed, downright nasty babes in the biz, especially that killer trio of ultra-queens in the distinguished area of m(ass) appeal: Vicki, Jessie, and Tommy. Get it!