Three 5

The number three is definitely the key in this superb porn-manteau. Each story in "Three 5" (from the pervs at Deeper) develops into a killer ménage à trois: i.e., libido-exploding threesomes.

"Bare Witness," directed by WC Walker, reminded me a bit of Stanley Kubrick's underrated 1999 thriller "Eyes Wide Shut." That is, we have an exclusive, elitist sex club with attendees wearing fancy dress masks and the patrons (all male) standing in a dimly lit room around a circular sofa, where the scantily clad Kazumi Squirts and Connie Perignon park themselves. Soon, Connie chooses Anton Harden from the group of guys (the only one not wearing a mask) to get it on with Kazumi and her. After both ladies suck Harden's hard-on, we get hot-and-heavy missionary with Kazumi, then the same "drill" with Connie (I love how she sucks her own abundant boobies). There's also doggie with both thick stunners; cowgirl à la Squirts, where her perfect ass is brilliantly spotlighted; and a repeat of doggie with both ladies, as Anton goes back and forth, slammin' 'em silly. All that rippling female flesh! Have mercy!

"My Wife Wants to Meet You" has Sheem the Dream secretly checking out MILF Serenity Cox getting it on with her on-screen husband, played by Dante Colle, in the shower/locker room of what looks like an expensive athletic club — before they catch the voyeuristic Sheem. Cox, however, insists that Dream join them in a threesome. Colle is at first appalled but quickly succumbs to his swinging wife's wanton wishes. Dante doing Cox via standing doggie as she hungrily sucks Sheem is grand. Then, the lads switch positions. Good stuff! Cowgirl with Serenity is also amazing as Colle makes her seriously gag on his prick. Superlative Serenity is also marvelous doing missionary, her ripped body all shiny from sweat at this point — before both dudes jerk off onto her pretty face. Excellent!

"Platinum Members" opens with an angry Kendra Sunderland sitting in a hotel room with nervous Brandi Love, who plays the mistress of Kendra's on-screen husband, Dan Damage. Kendra and Brandi wait tensely till Damage arrives. Damage, of course, is not expecting his wife to be there. Naturally, Kendra is disappointed with the cheating dog. She reminds both of them, too, that Dan's boss is Brandi's husband. Wow, the pressure is on! What Sunderland does now, however, is make sure that all three of them get it on in the room — kind of like a grudge fuck. "Show me what's better than your wife," she demands of Damage. "Show me what I'm missing," she also insists of Brandi. I love this situation, since it's so unique. Yet in a strange way, the two ladies begin to bond, which is definitely a choice deal for Dan — and his overworked dick. Doggie with Brandi is awesome, with Dan spanking that healthy ass. And cowgirl with the perfectly-shaped, all-natural, big, busty Sunderland is just as incredible. Look at those ample Kendra butt cheeks rock and roll! Doggie with Kendra is similarly killer, as is an encore of doggie with Brandi.

And in the final story, "Larger Than Life," directed by Kayden Kross, the ubiquitous Sheem finds himself in one of his dreams/fantasies, inhabited by two curvy, all-around succulent beauties: namely, blonde Angie Faith and brunette Rissa May. They all get sweaty in a tasteful restaurant dining room. Highlights include doggie with May, which is so good that it's later repeated (two times!); missionary with Angie, including her huge boobs crazily swirling; cowgirl with Rissa and her fine fanny as Angie sucks May's equally fine, all-natch breasts; and finally, doggie with Rissa that's definitely worth the wait, leading Sheem to cream in his dream all over the ladies' fantastic kissers.

"Three 5" is a highly memorable quartet of threesomes thanks to well-chosen female talent (all seven babes totally rock!) as well as fine direction and dynamic videography.