Olympic Ceremoaning

Jocks and porn go hand in hand, but Men.com is upping the ante by bringing in Olympians. After all, aren't gay porn stars close to Olympic athletes? So consider your gold medal fantasies realized with "Olympic Ceremoaning" from Men.com.

The men of the Olympic water polo teams get the glamor shot treatment, with tight closeups and shots of them in the shower. After a little trash talking, Derek Kage and Nik Fros get down to their match. Kage is impressed with rival Fros' performance and invites him to the private locker room after the game. The two vigorously make out and can't keep their hands off each other. It's not long before Fros has pulled down Kage's speedo. Kage sucks Fros' dick, and soon, Fros is feasting on Kage's cakes before tongue-fucking his hole and gagging on Kage's cock while fingering his hole. Kage goes back to blowing Fros before Fros dives into Kage's hole with his impressive cock — and he plows Kage thoroughly.

We cut to the men's volleyball match, where Kage returns. It turns out that he's also a star volleyball player. Kage faces off against MrDeepVoice, who gets upset over his loss. Kage follows him to a secluded wooded spot to console him with sex. Nothing softens the sting of losing like getting your hole feasted on! Kage laps up MrDeepVoice's muscular ass and tight hole, and they swap oral before Kage decides to blow out MrDeepVoice's back. The two fuck in multiple positions. MrDeepVoice rides Kage until he cums all over himself, then gets on his knees to worship Kage until he gets a load in his mouth.

The next competition is wrestling, so it's time to break out the singlets. Alex Ink and Jolian are ready for their match, but they keep forgetting that you can't touch below the belt. Ink is quick to try to play with Jolian's hole to keep him face-down on the mat. The two end up dryhumping, and the referee gives up and leaves the match! Jolian sucks Ink, who teases his hole with his fingers; then, Jolian gets on top as he rides Ink, who puts him in a headlock while the bottom sucks him. Ink sucks Jolian's cock and pins him down to 69. Jolian rides Ink until he cums, then works Ink's cock and balls until he cums.

The final sport features the return of Julian facing off against Lobo Carreira on the soccer field for a rugby scrimmage. It doesn't matter which sport they're playing because fucking is what they're going to do. Carreira's shorts get tugged down as he falls down, and as Jolian helps him up, Carreira gets a face full of cock! The two head to the locker room and hit the shower — they can't get enough of each other. Carreira sucks Jolian and gets rimmed, then sits on Jolian's cock. The two have an athletic fuckfest, with Carreira alternating between blowing the thick top and taking his dick. It ends with Carreira getting a facial and smearing spit and cum all over Jolian's cock.

"Olympic Ceremoaning" doesn't fully sell Olympic-level fantasy, but all in all, it's a decent flick for sports fans. It's nice to see Jolian both top and bottom, and Kage is a star of the Men.com stable.