Phat Ass For Days

The term "phat," while it rhymes with "fat," actually means "very good." And all of the female asses in "Phat Ass For Days" are more than very good — they're superlative. They're the types of butts that are so plentiful, so delicious, so sexy, that you could fuck and worship 'em "for days" — and days, and days, and days. This grand anal-gonzo from Evil Angel also features three of my all-time personal favorite porn stars: Nicole Aria, Jennifer White, and Jessie Rogers. And after her volcanic "Phat Ass" sequence, River Lynn is fast becoming a fave, too.

Cute and nasty Nicole starts off by jiggling her fine ass, sticking it in our faces, and even jamming most of her hand up her anus — after which lucky French swordsman Vince Karter appears and really gives her a raunchy good time. He goes right for the A via doggie. Spoon- and cowgirl-anal really show off Nicole's fine fanny, which jiggles so wildly that you'll probably get dizzy watching it. "Yeah, use me like a dirty little fuck toy," she purrs during reverse-cowgirl-anal. Good girl! We get a nice ATM at the scene's conclusion, before Karter blows his nut all over Ms. Aria's nose. Romantic! Nicole rocks! Vince, actually, cums twice, the second time getting a big splotch o' spunk in Nicole's right eye — which doesn't stop her from smiling and gobbling up much of the sperm. Incredible!

Iconic anal queen Jennifer White is next, first cramming a nearly-baseball-bat-sized black dildo up her butthole and mouth before the real thing shows up in the form of Jax Slayher and his monster cock, which succeeds in destroying the happy nympho's mouth, pussy, and anus. Her own "phat ass" is as wonderful as ever to watch. "You like it nice and messy?," Jennifer asks Jax while trying her best to deepthroat his behemoth, while producing loads and loads of stringers. Jax also fucks her tits, which are nice and big. And look at that bent-over, oiled-up butt, shaking and quaking as Jax doggie-bangs Jennifer's pussy, then her asshole, as she keeps jamming the black dildo down her throat. Spoon-vadge and -anal are fantastic with that meaty Jen-butt. And watch how this nasty artiste works both of her hot holes during cowgirl. Superb! What rhythm! Slayher eventually turns Ms. White into a human pretzel during reverse-cowgirl-anal, and there's a dirty return to spoon in her twat and anus, leaving our girl limp, before our stud sprays jizz — partly in her pussy, partly on her bush — and the ever-generous Jax feeds some of the sperm to ever-insatiable Jennifer. Excellent!

Dirty blonde (got that right) River is a succulent morsel with a choice backside, and Euro stud Christian Clay mercilessly invades her in a home workout room. River has got a pretty face, too. And watch how Christian face-fucks her, getting all o' that Clay-cock down her gullet. River's a pro! Impressive! And, in addition to her marvy deepthroat adventures, she's not to be missed during: (1) undulating cowgirl up both holes, (2) furious doggie-anal, and (3) crazed jackhammer anal, with plenty of sweet gapes and giggles from raunchy River before Clay pastes her face with Chris-whiz. Magnifique!

We conclude with ultra-juicy redhead Jessie Rogers. The girl has a brilliant attitude, always smiling and never seeming to get enough cock — as is the case here with her appointed stud: the returning Vince. Just check out that Jessie's riper-than-ripe rump during cowgirl up both of her holes. "Use my shithole just like that," she yelps. Love her! Jessie is a pretty wench, too, which is especially obvious during choking missionary up pussy/ass. Look at that butt wobble during reverse-cowgirl (from Vince's perspective), cowgirl, and, natch, doggie up the booty-hole. Many extraordinary gapes, too! The dirty girl even rims lucky Vince, before he majorly squirts spunk all over her lips and chin. The best!

With such top-notch, bottom-heavy, wonderfully horny female talent, two words ultimately describe this XXX-travagonzo: Phat City. Get it!