Thick & Blonde

The MILFs in "Thick & Blonde" from MILFY are (per the movie's title) both delightfully curvy and blonde. There's not a bad babe in the house, and all four ladies are incredibly horny (thankfully!) throughout. Scenes 1 through 3 are skillfully directed by Jay Rogue, while Derek Dozer helms the final barnburner.

In "Speed Trap," Oliver Flynn is burning up the rubber on his choice yellow Ford Mustang when he's pursued — in more ways than one! — by sexy police officer Sweet Vickie, who "captures" Oliver outside of his rocky, rural home. And it turns out that Vickie is one of his ex-girlfriends (talk about realism!), with the two soon making up for lost slime right there in the great outdoors. Doggie with big-assed blonde vixen Vickie rocks, but I also like the intense eye contact she gives Oliver during some passionate (fast, slow, fast) missionary. And I adore how he savagely face-fucks the deliriously dirty wench with his gargantuan prick. Good stuff.

"Vibrations" features my favorite thick blonde in the movie, Bree Brooks, with lucky Nathan Bronson playing an internet repairman showing up at Bree's large, seemingly empty house (with many odd rooms). Our stud eventually finds the beautiful, long-haired fox — with an amazing ass! — practicing yoga in a vast room. Bree freely spouts Zen terminology and doctrine, before the two get real by getting down to the international language — in the nearby kitchen, no less — and that includes one molten ass-fucking. I love the way Bree licks Nathan's knob from the bottom of his balls to the tip of his shaft, then oh so effortlessly deepthroats him. The girl has obviously done this sort of thing before! And with her big, first-class rear, Bree delivers positively phenomenal cowgirl and (standing) doggie; Nathan jams it in her anus during both positions. And, boy, can Bree take it hard and deep up the wazoo! There are lots of much-appreciated close-ups of the raunchy anal action, too. Additionally, I love her big boobies, which marvelously jut out, as buxom Bree supports the base of 'em with her bra. After some electric reverse-cowgirl-anal, and another round of standing doggie-up-the-patooti, Bronson spurts more than a dollop o' Nate-sauce all over Bree's fine boobies. Killer.

We get an earful of sexual car puns — "smooth ride," "rough ride," "potholes," "I can turn her over in a day" — at the start of our next torrid tale, titled "American Make." This tale involves a mechanic, played by Codey Steele, who falls for the trophy wife, Elisa Bethann, of an older customer who, thankfully, disappears for a bit, temporarily leaving behind his delicious, blonde MILF wife (complete with wildly alluring foreign accent) alone with Codey. The two fall head-over-heels for one another. Elisa looks fantastic with her beaming smile, along with that luscious figure. I love how she worships Codey-cock with her big, thick, head-givin' lips. Awesome! Elisa likes kissing, too. The two pervs get it on inside/upon/against her cuckolded husband's expensive car (flaunting "MIFLY" on its license plate) in Codey's garage. Standing doggie with Elisa's creamy, shiny skin is yummy, especially when she turns to Mr. Steele expecting a kiss, which he, naturally, delivers time and again. After some spirited reverse-cowgirl, Elisa sucks Codey to explosion, really getting a ton o' jizz all over her full, marvy lips.

And in "Accidental," Parker Ambrose plays an uptight student cellist whose scrumptious music tutor, played by ultra-juicy Spencer Scott, teaches him how to relax. "Tension begs for release," Spencer tells Parker, rubbing his cock beneath his pants, till they start kissing and end up on his bed burning up the sheets. Look at how Spencer gags on that thick Parker-pud, going balls-deep. Reverse-cowgirl (which is wonderfully repeated) from Parker's perv-spective rules, letting you fully enjoy Ms. Scott's chunky booty.

Stunning Bree and seductive Elisa totally rock here, although Vickie and Spencer are certainly not to be scoffed at in this fab, fun, and filthy porn-manteau.