The Fab 3: A Gay XXX Parody

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The Fab 3: A Gay XXX Parody

Marc MacNamara directs a witty, energetic “Queer Eye” parody with a trio of A-list hunks who make over Calhoun Sawyer in more ways than one. All three scenes have a snap, crackle and pop.

Men.com snagged three 2021 XBIZ Awards nominations earlier this year, among them “Gay Site of the Year” and two nods for “Gay Movie of the Year” for “Camp Chaos” and “Tom of Finland: Master Cut.” MacNamara is the current winner for “Gay Director of the Year.”

All three scenes are condom-clad; the tech credits, particularly editing and pop-infused score, are strong.

This title is also a showcase of sorts for Sawyer, who anchors all three scenes as a hunky landscaper who needs his rough edges buffed and polished. He’s a fit, blue-eyed ginger with wholesome good looks, a cute smile and an adorable Southern twang. Diego Sans, lustrous locks gleaming, is first up for a grooming makeover, leading to a smooth suck-and-fuck in the barber’s chair at a salon filled with mirrors and gleaming metal. Sans is a serious dreamboat with a furry chest and tons of charisma; their sexplay is nicely satisfying.

Handsome jock-next-door Paul Canon is the food and wine expert who abandons a guacamole lesson for a vigorous suck-and-fuck on the sparkling white kitchen counter. Like Sans earlier, Canon seems to really enjoy embracing his camp side. Sawyer, once again, is an affable student and seems to have real chemistry with Canon. They trade blowjobs and bang on the counter and generate real heat.

Sean Zevran is another eye-poppingly handsome and muscular matinee idol who is usually required to glower and frown, but he’s much looser here and rather charming. He plays the culture expert who encourages Sawyer to express his true passion. The latter is a topman this time around and he really blossoms in that role; Sawyer displays a carnal, aggressive side to his personality and Zevran has no problem whatsoever keeping up. They kiss, trade blowjobs, eat ass and fuck in a variety of positions and the intensity and aggression is evident throughout.

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Scene 1: Collectively known as the Fab 3, Diego Sans, Paul Canon, and Sean Zevran are on a mission to bring out every guy's best self, and today their target is scruffy, redheaded landscape gardener Calhoun Sawyer. Calhoun's friends say he has a stick up his ass, and he could definitely use some help with his look, so grooming expert Diego Sans leaps into action. The whimsical stylist covers Calhoun's eyes with a towel and rubs his cock in the stud's face, and Calhoun jacks himself as he sucks Diego's boner. The long-haired top eats his hole, then replaces the stick in Calhoun's ass with his dick. The guys 69 before Calhoun bounces on Diego's cock, then Diego pounds Calhoun's ass, jacking the bottom's dick till he cums and then blowing his load in Calhoun's mouth. Diego's done such a great job on Calhoun's outer transformation, Paul and Sean can't wait to get their hands on him next in **The Fab 3: A Gay XXX Parody***.

Scene 2: The Fab 3 continue their total lifestyle makeover of landscape gardener Calhoun Sawyer as food expert Paul Canon addresses the truly sad state of Calhoun's kitchen. The hot chef and his eager student work up an appetite as they make some tangy and creamy guacamole, feeding it to each other with their fingers. Then Calhoun gets a taste of Paul's big cock, and Paul devours the sexy Southerner's ass. This chef's favorite position is, of course, spoon, and he reaches around to stroke Calhoun's cock as he fucks his ass on the counter till the bottom cums. Paul blows his load into the guacamole bowl and feeds Calhoun the tasty treat.

Scene 3: The only thing gardener Calhoun Sawyer does on his days off is play video games for hours, so the Fab 3's culture expert, Sean Zevran, wants to encourage the Southern charmer to discover a new hobby or passion that could help him to blossom. Sean encourages Calhoun to volunteer, and Calhoun volunteers to suck Sean's cock. The guys strip and Sean swallows Calhoun's boner as the sexy gardener fingers his hole, then firmly plants his tongue inside. Sean rides Calhoun's pole, and Calhoun takes a quick break to deepthroat the bottom before fucking him doggystyle. The Southern top gives the culture expert a huge facial, and Sean licks Calhoun's cock clean as he jacks off and cums. Another amazing transformation complete.

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