Hard Academy

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Hard Academy

If you’ve ever seen the “Porn Boot Camp” series from director/performer Rocco Siffredi, you’ll immediately notice that he’s borrowing from the same concept in “Hard Academy,” wherein Monsieur Siffredi runs a school in which regular slobs learn from observation, practice and even exercise, how to become porn studs. The best parts, however, are all of the featured sexy foreign babes (11 in all!) getting seriously plugged. Dig in!

Scrumptious-looking Russian Subil Arch begins by getting it on with Euro studs Chad Rockwell and Lutro — in front of Rocco’s camera, of course — while seven drooling male students watch the horny show unfold.

Next, our seven studs actually get a crack at the girls, as Spain’s Carolina Abril, Romania’s Lara De Santis, and Czech Republic’s Brittany Bardot partake in an outdoor orgy, with Lara and Brittany (the latter portraying the movie’s tough but ever-horny drill sergeant) getting properly double penetrated.

After an intense lesbian interlude in the showers — Brittany’s wearing a strap-on as she harshly ass-rooters Rouskie Nataly Gold — Rocco partakes of a sizzling threesome with Hungary’s Loren Minardi (taking it up her meaty ass) and Dolly Diore (cute, bespectacled and also curvaceous), as well as Russia’s Arteya (doing plenty of ATMs and female ass-eating).

The piece de resistance, however, is definitely the DP X-travaganza featuring two of my favorite Euro porn stars, molten French whore Nikita Bellucci and Czech super slut Mea Melone (outstanding tramps!), with the similarly dirty Ms. Minardi returning for her own DP, as Canadian performer Erik Everhard and Euro-punk Mike Angelo fuck these sizzling trollops down to size… or at least try to do so! Plenty of wild, truly crazed sexual energy here, with no holes barred. Mea even lets two of the students ass-fuck her before blow-banging all seven of ‘em. What a top-of-the-line nympho!

We end with another outdoor orgy, as Brittany gets DP’d and Spain’s Alexa Tomas sucks a few cocks, as well as gets twat- then tukus-torpedoed. Brittany also dons a bit o’ ‘spray’ to the gnarly event, so don’t forget yer goggles.

Rocco Siffredi’s “Hard Academy” is a fantastic filth fest, with a surfeit of awesome-looking foreign babes, who all, quite visibly, adore their nasty professions as pork performers. Get it!


At the Rocco Siffredi Hard Academy, the porn legend and some of his professional sex biz friends train eager porn wannabes in the fuck film arts. Eye-catching production values (picturesque locations, a huge cast in outdoor orgy action with a big party vibe, even overhead drone shots) come together with athletic group sexual performances to show how exciting porn can be. Dirty-talking blonde Brittany Bardot is the camp drill instructor, getting in the faces and crotches of academy students. A class of 14 male apprentices including a pair of twins! receives instruction from Rocco and gets to watch the porn pros perform sex scenes, followed by actual Q and A sessions. And the rookies practice their skills in wet, sweaty orgy action with the stars! There's aggressive slapping and spanking; kinky dominance and collared submission; girl-girl licking and strap-on sex; anal reaming and vigorous double penetration; multiple cum facials and semen swapping. Rocco shows how to handle three girls at once. The playful movie proves Rocco's first principle of porn: It's entertainment!

Janos Skorzeny