Rambone XXX: A Dreamzone Parody

Dream Zone Entertainment
Rambone XXX: A Dreamzone Parody

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Anyone familiar with the 1982 classic “First Blood,” the original film in what became a series of “Rambo” movies, will find it hard not to smile when they see porno bad-ass Bonnie Rotten wearing the iconic red bandana and strapped with that menacing survival knife that Sly Stallone made famous.

Rotten plays the title character Joan Rambone, an ex-soldier trying to mind her own business while passing through some random hick town. But when the shady sheriff, played wonderfully by Tommy Pistol, spots Rambone and doesn’t like her looks, things get ugly in a hurry. The sheriff tries to detain Rambone with the help of his deputies, but she’s a one-woman army and mows down the law officers and runs away. In staying with the narrative of the original, it takes an appearance from her old army Colonel Ryan McClane—in a nice supporting effort) to finally stop Rambone’s rampage.

Director Jordan Septo, with tongue firmly in cheek, keeps the mood light despite Rambone’s penchant for violence. And Rotten once again shows she is simply an irresistible screen presence. Her climactic sex scene with the Colonel entails him sticking it in her asshole first before a thorough outdoor screw that leaves both breathing heavy. “Rambone” doesn’t skimp on the sexual heat, as Christy Mack gets power-fucked by Derrick Pierce and Kendall Karson delivers a delightfully dirty, ball-draining scene with Seth Gamble. Pistol, one of porn’s best actors, nails a hooker played by Brianna Brooks as well as his role as sheriff.

Synopsis:

Mirroring the original film, Rambo drifts into a small town and meets an antagonistic sheriff who attempts to banish him from the community. Eventually the deposed veteran gets pushed past his psychological breaking point and “snaps.”

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Dan Miller