Articles by Lily Morrigan

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Dixie Dildos

When I was a preteen, I read a story about using fruits and vegetables as masturbatory devices. The article offered the uses of cucumbers and other phallic low-fat delicacies for penetration. Mother Nature's bounty provided equally for penetrating, too; the article described how to hollow various melons for a custom fit for different penises. I don't think I ever looked at produce the same way after that.

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