Mar 28, 2008 5:00 PM PDT    Text size: 

JM Productions has been shooting in high definition for the past two years, and waited for the HD format war to be settled before capitalizing on the new market.

“The writing has been on the wall for about six months based on dominance in sheer numbers of Blu-ray players in the marketplace, led of course by Sony’s Playstation 3,” JM founder Jeff Steward said. “When it was reported that Toshiba was dropping HD DVD hardware from its lineup, it clearly signaled that the world was truly ready to receive HD jack-off material on Blu-ray.”

Following its first Blu-ray release, JM plans to street one title per month on the new format. “Girlvert 13” will be the company’s second Blu-ray release, coming in June.

“Let’s face it, the last things you want to see when you’re trying to jack off are waterfalls, pirate ships, or Eon McKai,” JM Publicist Tony Malice said. “Now people looking to drain their balls in the comfort of their home theatre have a solution that is designed from the ground up with their most depraved and perverted needs in mind.”

“The Violation of Trina Michaels” stars Cara Dee, Angelina Valentine, Naomi Cruise, Keeani Lei, Gwen Summers, Jennifer Dark, Kimberly Kane and Michaels.

“Until now most of the adult titles available on Blu-ray have been the kind you could keep in your living room and tell your friends ‘Hey, look at this glamorous porn I got on Blu-ray,’” said Malice. “But JM porn, well, that’s the kind of filth you definitely don’t want your friends and family to know you own. We’re proud to finally bring real porn to high definition. This announcement will no doubt spawn a revolution.”

To order, call JM Productions at (800) 550-3659.