Hustler to Parody GOP’s VP Nominee With ‘Nailin’ Palin’

Slav Kandyba
BEVERLY HILLS — Sarah Palin won’t be the only politician parodied in the upcoming Hustler Video production “Nailin’ Palin.” Hillary Clinton and Condoleeza Rice look-alikes will share themselves sexually with the GOP vice president nominee.

The “sexy hockey mom” will be played by adult star Lisa Ann in the upcoming feature, which has garnered substantial buzz in the tabloids and the blogosphere. Hustler spokeswoman Julie Ambrose confirmed reports that veteran adult star Nina Hartley will star as Hillary Rodham Clinton.

No release date has been set, and the film is said to be in pre-production.

“As soon as Sarah Palin was put on the Republican ticket, we knew that we had to do a porn-parody on this super-hot MILF,” Hustler Video Group Creative Director Drew Rosenfeld told XBIZ. “I couldn’t think of anyone better to play Palin than porn superstar Lisa Ann.”

“Nailin’ Palin” will have five hardcore scenes including one in which she is “nailing the Russians, who come knocking on her back-door (wink, wink).” A flashback scene will “feature a “young” Palin’s creationist college professor explain a 'big bang' theory even she can’t deny.”

The film, which is in pre-production, will also feature a Bill O’Reilly spoof: a look-alike of the Fox News host will be an announcer “who dishes the sex scandals that will take place during the film,” according to Hustler.

The former beauty queen and governor of Alaska also aroused hustler founder Larry Flynt.

“She can dress my moose anytime,” Flynt said.