Evan Seinfeld Launches RockStarPimp.com

Steve Javors
LOS ANGELES — Mainstream celebrity, adult director, performer and husband to adult superstar Tera Patrick, Evan Seinfeld has launched the celebrity-driven reality site, RockStarPimp.com.

Launched in conjunction with Incredible Dollars, the site features Seinfeld living every man’s dream as a rock star, celebrity and adult star having sex with as many beautiful women as possible, because as he puts it “I guess I have kinda always known it was my destiny to be the RockStar Pimp. The singer, bass player and guitarist who bangs not just some but maybe all the hottest chicks that are available to me.

“I abuse my celebrity in a way no other man has before. By not only tasting the fruits of my labor, I have created this site to document my sexploits for myself to look back on and, of course, all my fans.”

Seinfeld is banking on his status as a world-famous musician and actor to propel the site’s popularity.

The Brooklyn, N.Y.-native is the bassist and vocalist for the hardcore heavy metal band Biohazard and is the founding member of The Spyderz. He also was the bassist for Damnocracy, a band formed on the VH1 show “Supergroup.” Seinfeld also played Jaz Hoyt in the HBO prison drama “Oz.”

RockstarPimp.com launched with 31 scenes, which star some of the biggest names in the adult industry, including Teagan, Rebeca Linares, Lexi Belle, Lela Star and Tera Patrick. Seinfeld told XBIZ he has approximately 60 other scenes already shot. The site also will feature Seinfeld’s scenes from Teravision movies like “Reign of Tera,” “Test Drive” and “Domination.” The site updates with a new scene every Saturday.

Seinfeld arguably is the biggest celebrity to crossover from the mainstream into adult.

While some celebrities have surreptitiously released a sex tape, Seinfeld says that he’s the “only mainstream celeb to ever, and I mean ever, perform in porn and not pretend it was a scandal. Paris Hilton, Screech, Tom Sizemore, Vince Neil, Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson all apologize for it.”

In addition to the sex scenes, which feature Seinfeld first giving his co-stars an in-depth interview, the site features original music from Biohazard, Furious IV and the Spyderz.

Additionally, Teravision will be releasing DVDs of the scenes on RockStarPimp.com on its harder edge Iron Cross label. The first DVD, “Smokin’ Hot Blondes,” stars Teagan, Britney Amber, Madison Scott, Lexi Belle and Jade Jolie. Following “Smokin’ Hot Blondes,” Iron Cross will release “Smokin’ Hot Brunettes,” “Smokin’ Hot Asians” and “Smokin’ Hot Latinas.”

Incredible Dollars pays 60 percent revshare and is offering $100 pay per sale on all the remaining Sundays in August.

“I’m married to Tera Patrick, the hottest porn star in the world, and on top of that I still get to fuck all the hottest chicks in the industry. This site is a real crossover, mixing mainstream and celebrity with porn, hardcore, unapologetic and relentless.”

RockStarPimp.com also features Seinfeld’s blog, diary, tour dates, schedule, press and news section along with celebrity testimonials and more.