Belladonna Offers Pope Sex Advice

Steve Javors
SYDNEY, Australia — In town for an adult convention, which coincides with the pope’s first visit to Australia, Belladonna has offered the Catholic Church some practical sexual advice. Her suggestion to priests: watch porn.

Belladonna is visiting Australia for the fifth time to promote her movies at the Sydney Sexpo event that kicks off just World Youth Day ends, an event at which Pope Benedict XVI is scheduled to appear.

Belladonna advocates the pope offering sober advice to his clergy in the wake of the widespread sexual abuse scandal that’s rocked the church in recent years.

“The Pope has indicated he might apologize to victims of sexual abuse and that is a positive thing to do,” Belladonna told News.com.au.

“But unless he follows up with some practical advice that addresses the sexual needs and desires of clergy, the problem will simply continue. Church clergy are at a crisis because they get no real street-level sex education but are expected to ply the streets to deliver their spiritual message.”

To assist the Church’s sexual education, Belladonna has offered 300 of her movies to the Catholic church in Australia to distribute amongst the clergy.

Belladonna’s latest movie is “Girl Train.” The special two-disc set stars Dana DeArmond, Kimberly Kane, Brianna Love, Sasha Grey, Aiden Starr, Joanna Angel, Jade Star, Lexi Belle, Bobbi Starr and Belladonna.

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