Empire Labs Offers Edible Sexual Enhancements

Jeremy Spencer
PORTLAND, Ore. — Empire Labs has created BANG! edible male-enhancement soft chews.

BANG! is an all-natural supplement developed by a doctor in conjunction with a U.S. pharmaceutical manufacturer, specifically formulated with maca, a Peruvian root that is said to increase sexual stamina, erection size, orgasm intensity and energy.

“For more than a decade, Empire Labs has pioneered and perfected the field of home casting kits with the Clone-A-Willy kits, creating a worldwide phenomenon,” said Misty Ray, Empire Labs director of sales and marketing. “Now we are proud to introduce our latest unique innovation: edible sexual enhancements.”

“We have perfected the art of replicating a penis,” Ray said, “and now we can keep the real one hard. Why take another pill when you can have some chocolate instead?”

BANG!, which includes the medicinal properties of chocolate, has been designed for quick absorption and maximum lasting effect.

For more information, visit the Empire Labs website or email Misty Ray at misty@empirelabs.com .