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The podcast, titled “The Porner’s Alamanac” can be accessed via its own blog site and can be downloaded through iTunes .

“I feel that I've so many stories to tell and traditional HTML proved too limiting for my voice to be heard,” Ponante told XBIZ.

Formatted like “The Writer’s Almanac” by Prairie Home Companion’s Garrison Keillor, Ponante makes no apologies for similarities in style. Asked if he feels like most adult aficionados are familiar with Keillor, Ponante responded with his usual witty prose.

“I know that when I leave work at 7 p.m. and drive home while being serviced by some hot prostie I've installed by the floorboards of my Putty H3, I know I'm listening to Garrison Keillor,” he said. “I can't imagine that other porn consumers aren't exactly the same way.”

Ponante, who claims to be “America’s most beloved porn journalist,” said he and the harem of starlets he keeps at Ponante Towers headquarters are thrilled with response to the podcast thus far.

“The podcast has been up for two hours on iTunes and the offers are already rolling in. I've been working all the time. I've got the affiliate program set up and my boyfriend's building my website,” Ponante said, with his tongue planted firmly in his cheek.

“I'm taking a meeting with Derek and P.T.’s writing a movie for me. I'm going to set up a fan portal and funnel an ad server through it. I’m living the dream. It’ll be bigger than Bad Seed. I’m hosting a party at Privilege. I’m sending out my own press releases. I've just signed several contract stars to million-dollar podcast deals. The harem has never been happier,” he said.