Gay Porn Company Ready to Shoot 'Gay Bomb'

JERSEY CITY, N.J. — Gay adult company Dark Alley, inspired by the June revelation that the Pentagon had planned a hormone-laden bomb that would turn enemy troops gay, has announced "Gay Bomb," a parody production that will go before cameras in November.

The Dark Alley website described the upcoming “Gay Bomb" as follows: “Gay Bomb will take us into the future and the year 2012. George the Second has refused to step down as leader of the 'free world,' and the nations of Europe have banded together to fight the new American military dictatorship. Desperate to fend off its attackers, the U.S. launches the experimental ‘gay bomb,’ designed to make the enemy forces drop their guns and turn fag. But the winds of fate blow in a different direction, and soon America is brought to its knees.”

Edward Hammond, of Berkeley's Sunshine Project, used the Freedom of Information Act to obtain a copy of the "gay bomb" proposal from the U.S. Air Force's Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio. The "gay bomb" was a hormone bomb that would make enemy soldiers "sexually irresistible" to each other. The 1994 plans were projected over six years and would have cost $7.5 million. The plans were eventually turned down.

Dark Alley performer Matthias von Fistenberg insisted, “We’re really not making this up. In fact, if the Pentagon officials want to see the outcome of this project, they should tune into Dark Alley TV on December 1.”

Dark Alley producer Owen Hawk said, “This was too good an opportunity to pass up. They’re showing total contempt for basic scientific knowledge and spending tax dollars to turn armies gay. We should laugh at their expense every chance we get.”

Earlier this year, Dark Alley released the porn political parody "Gaytanamo," in which a German tourist is mistaken for a terrorist and sent to a military prison.

For more information, visit Dark Alley.com.

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