Vivid Cabaret N.Y. Offers Lap Dances to N.Y. Giants

NEW YORK — A spokesperson for Vivid Cabaret New York announced that the Manhattan gentlemen's club is offering “lap dance therapy” to members of the New York Giants football team,

“The New York Giants suffered a crushing loss to the Green Bay Packers, and for Giants quarterback Eli Manning and the rest of the team, their season is over,” a spokesperson for Vivid Cabaret New York said. “But several of the beautiful exotic dancers at the red-hot Vivid Cabaret NYC gentlemen’s club, known for having the city’s tallest stripper pole and the finest in VIP services, think that they can help the team get over their emotional distress. The Vivid Cabaret NYC girls feel bad for the Giants, and they promise that after receiving some of their lap dances, the players will forget all about football until next season.”

Vivid Cabaret New York girl Kelly said, “We will give them some lap dance therapy.

Ava, another performer at Vivid Cabaret New York, said, “You never heard of lap dance therapy? I’ve seen it work on athletes from all the major sports.

Vivid Cabaret New York is located at 61 W. 37th St. in Mid-Town Manhattan within walking distance of Penn Station and Madison Square Garden. The club features three floors, deluxe suites, a VIP lounge and a rooftop garden and smoking lounge.

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