Bunny Ranch Announces 'Game of Thrones Sexual Experience'

CARSON CITY — Inspired by the hit HBO series "Game Of Thrones" and the Littlefinger character, Moonlite Bunny Ranch Owner Dennis Hof has announced his "Game of Thrones Sexual Experience" for the legal Carson City, Nev. brothel. 

In "Game of Thrones," Littlefinger is a brothel owner. A spokesperson for Hof said, "Hof, himself an alum of HBO's long running 'Cathouse' series, has acquiesced to overwhelming demand to recreate the themes associated with television's most popular show."

"I'm a modern-day Littlefinger," Hof said. "I think he's often misunderstood. Running this kind of business is hard, no matter what century you're in. And I think I'm one of the few people who can really relate to him."

The Game of Thrones Sexual Experience at the Bunny Ranch, according to a Hof spokesperson, "includes an unlimited number of legal prostitutes, well versed in the show's themes and prepared to incorporate them into intricate role-playing scenarios."

Hof said, "Every Sunday, I invite the girls to my house for a 'Game of Thrones'-watching party, and the storylines often end up carrying over into our bedroom activities. We enjoy having our own after party, and I want to share that experience with the clients of my brothels who also happen to be fans of the show."

Hof said that many of the BDSM overtones in "Game of Thrones" were easy to recreate because each of his brothels is already equipped with a full-service dungeon.

"We've already had several fans of the show opt for the Walk of Shame Package, which involves a naked parade starting in the Bunny Ranch parlor and leading to a complete circumnavigation of our property," Hof said. "Passing motorists were doing double takes and slowing traffic. So everybody got a free show that day."

In "Game of Thrones," Littlefinger is known to harbor secrets of the show's wealthy power brokers. 

"I keep lots of powerful people's secrets here at the Ranch," Hof said, "but if you want the voyeuristic element, we can easily have myself or the girls secretly watch you play out your darkest fantasies. It would even save me a little money on a cable subscription."

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