WoodRocket Debuts 'A Load of Christmas'

WoodRocket Debuts 'A Load of Christmas'
Alejandro Freixes
WOODLAND HILLS, Calif. — WoodRocket.com has announced the premiere of "The WoodRocket Christmas Special: A Load of Christmas."

"From the studio that brought you 'Game of Bones,' 'Ask A Porn Star,' and 'Strokémon' comes one of the funniest, and possibly the filthiest Christmas special of all time," reads the announcement. "'Tis the season for WoodRocket to give you a holiday spectacular so sexy it will make Santa Claus come to town... literally!

"Inspired by 'Mystery Science Theater' and the Immaculate Conception, 'The WoodRocket Christmas Special: A Load of Christmas' features Santa visiting his friends at WoodRocketomi Plaza during the holidays and giving them the gift of the 1984 adult cinema Christmas classic, 'Spreading Joy,'" continues the announcement, "a movie so bizarre and so full of Christmas cheer and penetration, that Santa and the gang regift the movie to you. Only this time they add their own hilarious commentary."

"The WoodRocket Christmas Special: A Load of Christmas" features Veronica Chaos ("X-Rated Ventriloquist"), Vuko ("Bob's Boners"), Seth's Beard ("The Humper Games") and Porno Santa, in what is described as "the only holiday special ever to make your Grinch grow three sizes."

To watch the movie for free, visit www.WoodRocket.com. To view a SFW trailer, visit WoodRocket's YouTube channel here.