Tantus Introduces New, Improved Suction Cup

SPARKS, nev. — Tantus, Inc. has announced its improved silicone Suction Cup at a new lower price.

The Suction Cup is compatible with all Tantus vibrators as well as any other dildo that take a bullet vibrator.

“The newly improved Suction Cup has no more uneven bottoms or occasional wobbles. These Suction Cups are smooth, perfect, and damn sturdy when you stick 'em,” Tantus President, Metis Black said.

He added, “And because production is more consistent, we are able to reduce the price — when was the last time you saw a reduction in sex toy prices?”

The product is available for order in black.