ORLANDO, Fla. — The latest technology to hit adult entertainment is the decidedly low-tech Money Shot Magic, a male ejaculation simulator that promises to boost producer’s profits along with the output of performers.
Most adult producers are familiar with the problem of paying for crew and talent while awaiting the male performer to finish his assignment — a task that may not be easy under pressure, and which is only possible a few times during the shooting day. If only it was possible to maximize performer productivity while minimizing the expense of shooting multiple scenes…
Enter MoneyShotMagic.com, which provides adult filmmakers with an alternative way to deal with male performers who are having an “off day,” by offering a new device that will ensure a happy ending to every shoot, with no waiting around for “the moment,” and no more underpowered or weak shots.
“It’s about having options,” says Max Huhn, who has been working on both the device and the formulation that it shoots. “We’ve produced a reliable back up for adult film makers who are running out of time — but more than that, this equipment also allows producers to use the same talent for multiple scenes in a single day.”
“It will bring them a bigger ‘bang for their buck’, so to speak,” Huhn added.
The new web site provides an opportunity for industry insiders to see the “snakes” in action, and offers online ordering. The stage sperm, dubbed “Spunk,” comes in both regular and “bukakke-sized” batches, and is available in two flavors: Sweet Vanilla, which is said to be tasty, and Original Realistic, which the company says is like the real thing — not so tasty.
“Many adult producers have played with this idea over the years, but in most cases, the final product involves a cutaway and usually looks fake,” Huhn explains. “My hope is that the Magic Money Shot will solve a lot of headaches and offer peace of mind at a reasonable price.”