WoodRocket Releases 1st Episode of 'The Hobbit' XXX Parody

Lila Gray

WOODLAND HILLS, Calif. — WoodRocket.com has released “The Knobbit – The XXX Parody,” an epic pornographic journey featuring sexy spoofs of “Hobbit” characters, like Dildo, Glandalf and Ball 'em.

“I would have even humped a dwarf — or pretty much have humped anything ‘Smaugy-style,’” young “Dildo” Baggins, played by Anthony Rosano, says, describing his hyper-horny Knobbit youth and framing the erotic tale to come.  

Directed by Huggy, produced by Lee Roy Myers, and starring Rosano and Violet Monroe, the first episode of the X-rated series premieres today for free on WoodRocket.com. At around 27 minutes, the clip offers a far less intensive commitment than any Peter Jackson parallel.  

The “Precious” vibrating Crossbones ring and other adult toys featured in the series were provided by Zero Tolerance Toys.

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