Adult Star Siri Announces Slate of New Scenes

LOS ANGELES — Adult star Siri has announced a slate of additional scenes being showcased on several websites.

Siri can be seen in two scenes at NaughtyAmerica, and a scene each for BangBros and one for Brazzers, aptly named “Siri-ously Big Tits.” 

“I’m very excited about these new web scenes,” Siri said. “Naughty America is one of my favorite companies to work for. They have more scenes of me than anyone else, and these two new ones are definitely my personal favorites. My scene with Mike Adriano for BangBros is super hot and nasty, and my scene with Kieran Lee for Brazzers is pure insanity — he did things to me that none of my other co-stars have done. You’ll just have to watch to see what I mean. I’d like to thank all of these companies for featuring me, and my boobs, in four hot new scenes. I’m certain that lots of minds (and other things) will be blown by all of this hardcore hotness.”

Siri is also appealing to her fans — named her “Legion of Sirians" — to nominate her for the “Most Valuable Vagina” (Female Performer of the Year) award at the upcoming Exxxotica Expo Fanny Awards.