Pipedream Introduces Spank Weight 'As-Seen-on-TV'

 CHATSWORTH, Calif. — Pipedream has announced the launch of the Spank Weight, a gag gift that purports to maximize the user’s masturbation muscles.

The company released a tongue-in-cheek description spoofing the as-seen-on-TV Shake Weight: “In as little as three minutes a day, you'll see and feel explosive results, guaranteed. Compared to traditional free weights, studies have shown that using the Spank Weight with our unique, patented Dynamic Jerk-Off Technology increases your stroking strength and stamina by more than 300 percent.”

Women, the advert continues, can benefit by building muscles to improve their handjob skills.

"A good sense of humor is just as important as good sex, so we're always thrilled to revisit our roots in gag gifts," Brand Ambassador Cheryl Flangel said. "The Spank Weight makes the perfect holiday stocking stuffer that's guaranteed to make them laugh."

Distributors can place orders while supplies last, a Pipedream sales rep said.

To download the Spank Weight infomercial, modeled after hokey late night TV ads, for in-store and online use, visit PDTV.

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