USPTO Denies ‘Cum’ Trademark Status

WASHINGTON — The phrase “you cum like a girl” won’t be eligible for trademark protection, according to the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, which denied the request made by a Los Angeles-area comedian to register the slogan.

Saying that the word “cum” was “directly associated with degrading sexual acts,” USPTO examining attorney Patrick Shanahan declined Cathy Carlson’s request to trademark the phrase, which she uses in conjunction with her clothing line and comedy act.

“The term ‘cum’ as it relates to men and women has no other connotation than the sexual connotation of an orgasmic ejaculation,” Shanahan said. “A mark that is deemed scandalous under Section 2(a) is not registrable.”

In support of his decision to deny Carlson’s request, Shanahan included scores of photos obtained from Google image search after entering the term “cum.”

Carlson joked in response to Shanahan’s efforts to document the word’s vulgar meaning.

“He could have sent one picture,” she said. “He sent 10 megabytes.”

Carlson said she created the phrase as part of her act in an effort to reclaim the language from its vulgar meaning.

“Facials, pearl necklaces, happy endings — those are actually things that are precious to women, and guys have taken them and used them pornographically,” Carlson said. “So I started taking phrases and using them so they couldn’t have them anymore. ‘You cum like a girl’ was one of those things.”

Shanahan denied Carlson’s request in February. Her appeal, which was crafted with the help of patent attorney Matthew Jodziewicz, included examples of protected phrases the comic said she found profane. The phrases included “Evil Pussy,” “Wimpy Dicks” and “Just Suck It.”

Shanahan’s recent 16-page response, complete with scores of cumshots, marked the USPTO’s final decision.

Pointing out that the USPTO had approved a trademark for an adult distribution company to protect the phrase “Cum Together,” Carlson said she thought the examiner’s decision suggested a male bias.

Carlson has contacted the American Civil Liberties Union about appealing the USPTO’s decision in court.

Copyright © 2026 Adnet Media. All Rights Reserved. XBIZ is a trademark of Adnet Media.
Reproduction in whole or in part in any form or medium without express written permission is prohibited.

More News

Reptyle to Premiere Cross-Site Release 'Spring Break '26'

Reptyle will debut its new cross-site release, "Spring Break '26," across studio imprints TeamSkeet and Family Strokes.

Aleksa Mink, Payton Preslee Star in Latest From Lesbian X

Aleksa Mink and Payton Preslee star in the latest release from X Empire studio brand Lesbian X, titled “Curvy Girls Playtime.”

Micky Muffin Toplines Private's 'Kitty Fucking Berlin'

Micky Muffin headlines the latest feature from Private, titled "Kitty Fucking Berlin."

Rachael Cavalli, Manuel Ferrara Lead Latest From Jules Jordan

Rachael Cavalli stars with multi-XMAs winner Manuel Ferrara in the latest release from Jules Jordan.

Penny Barber Stars in Latest From Kink.com

2025 XMAs MILF Performer of the Year Penny Barber stars with Scarlette Moon in the latest installment of Kink.com's "Whipped Ass" series, titled "Deep Inside the Splash Zone."

Lauren Phillips Fronts Latest From MYLF

2024 XMAs MILF Performer of the Year Lauren Phillips stars with Nick Strokes in the latest release from MYLF, titled “Sweat, Cum, and Glory: Lauren’s Sexy Aerobics Routine.”

Nikita Bellucci Stars in Dorcel's 'M.I.L.F.S. Vol. 4'

Nikita Bellucci headlines the latest feature from Dorcel, titled “M.I.L.F.S. Vol. 4.”

Ashley Makes Her WIFEY Debut

Creator Ashley stars with her husband Kyle and Lil D in the latest release from Vixen Media Group studio imprint WIFEY.

Jennifer White, Vanna Bardot Headline Jonni Darkko's 3rd 'POV Anal Sluts'

Vanna Bardot and newly crowned XMAs Female Performer of the Year Jennifer White topline director Jonni Darkko’s third volume of “POV Anal Sluts,” from Evil Angel.

Leana Lovings Stars in Latest From Elegant Angel

Leana Lovings stars with Alex Legend in the debut episode of Elegant Angel’s new series “Demure Girls,” titled “Pillow Talk with Leana Lovings.”

Show More