LOS ANGELES — GameLink and Masque have announced that they are celebrating March 14 — "Steak and Blowjob Day" — with a special giveaway to consumers.
GameLink said that anyone who puts the word “masque” in the promotional code when ordering a new DVD, toy, or other fun sexual item from their website, will receive a sample of Masque Sexual Flavors with their purchase.
“Men work extremely hard to satisfy their lovers on Valentine's Day, so March 14 is a joyous opportunity to repay the favor,” the companies said. “But 'blowjob' to some, seems so crass. Furthermore, the man gets steak, which tastes so good. Shouldn't the woman get something that tastes good, in return?”
The gift will give purchasers “the opportunity to make sure your lover gets to enjoy the great taste... of you.”
This offer ends March 15, so customers have two days to enjoy the benefits of Masque. The juicy gel strips currently come in strawberry, mango, chocolate and watermelon flavors.
“Take advantage of this one day opportunity to make sure your woman gets to enjoy the pleasantries of Masque Sexual Flavors. While you are shopping, make sure you buy something pretty and shiny, as well,” the sponsors said.