Vivid Set to Release 'Clerks' Parody

Bob Johnson

LOS ANGELES — Vivid Entertainment announced today that “Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody” will be available online at on Jan. 29 and in stores nationwide on Feb. 5.

The studio said the original screenplay for the “Clerks XXX” parody is the work of veteran writer David Stanley, fulfilling his long-held dream of creating an adult parody of the 1994 black-and-white Indie cult classic.

Written and directed by Kevin Smith, the original “Clerks” was a quirky comedy about a pair of shop assistants.

According to the producers, Stanley’s adult parody/comedy version is filled with lewd and crude humor and celebrates the sex lives of slackers Dana (Allie Haze), Silent Bertha (Kelly Divine), Randi (Lexi Swallow), and Jane (Chastity Lynn).

The movie also stars Jayden Lee, Evan Stone, Mark Davis, Brian Street Team, Seth Gamble and Barry Scott.

The storyline follows Haze, an unhappy smut-jockey in a porno store and her problems with two cheating boyfriends. She also has to contend with smart-ass co-worker Randi, a riot by anti-condom crusaders, video booth customers who can’t resist ejaculating on the video screens, a silent pimp and his obnoxious prostitute, a gerbil-loving customer, and assorted other problems.

The DVD includes a non-hardcore sex version in black-and-white.