Blue Dream Unveils the Feather

UNITED KINGDOM — Blue Dreams has released its feature toy.

The Feather promises to be the only sex product that can tighten a woman and enlarge a man at the same time. This is achieved by inserting a uniquely shaped mass of silicone in the woman before the man enters her. The bulb at the head of the feather stimulates the head of the man as he passes over it and hits the G-Spot.

Lawrence Mark, the inventor of the Feather, filed 37 patent applications in June 2009. South Africa has granted the patent and nine other territories are reviewing applications which the company says it is confident that they will be granted this year.

The Feather vibe design will be marketed as the flagship product of Blue Dreams.